sin-and-love

A religious filk based on "Rasputin," by Boney-M: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g There lived a certain man in Judah long ago He was bold and brave, in his heart a flaming glow Most pagans looked at him, and thought him rather queer But to God above he was such a lovely dear He could preach God’s will just like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was a kind of teacher not all did admire E-E-Elijah Servant of the Messiah There was a cat who had faith of bronze E-E-Elijah Judah’s greatest prophet, yeah He was a man who God could count on But the one who ruled the land (and we do not mean the king) felt he

Excerpt from the little-known original and unabridged text of Genesis: "And the LORD God said to the Serpent 'Because of what you have done, cursed are you among all creatures. Your legs shall be no more, so that you shall be forced to crawl on your belly and get dirt in your mouth; thus you shall be brought low and rightfully shamed. Your eyelids shall be no more, so that only by hiding in the shadows and under the rocks shall you be able to even sleep; thus you shall be forced to constantly observe the world's pain which you have caused. Your ears shall be no more, so that all the world shall be naught but maddening silence to you; thus

TWO WEEKS AFTER EXPERIMENT The girl looked to be around her early teens (it was doubtful the concept of “teenager” would be invented for several millennia, though), with black hair, brown eyes, and dark skin. One peculiar thing I noticed was her facepaint; she had three vertical purple lines on the left side of her face going from the top of her forehead to her chin.  We just stood there looking at each other like that, for what felt like minutes. She then exclaimed some confused gobellygook at me in what was presumably the native tongue. I had no idea what she said, but I could tell from her tone that the sentence(s) would end